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Author: admin Post Date: April 9 2010Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. ~Author Unknown
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal™: For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks: Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever. ~Author Unknown
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. ~Author Unknown
Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend. ~Author Unknown
RISING.SUN detected: (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (S)leep? ~Author Unknown
You know you’ve been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance. ~Sweeney Todd Lundgren
Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. ~Author Unknown
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~Author Unknown
Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night. ~Prince Tallyrand
I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. ~Harry Mahtar
Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. ~Dutch Proverb
Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. ~Author Unknown