M*A*S*H
Author: admin Post Date: April 29 2009I like my coffee strong, not lethal! ~M*A*S*H
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal™: For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks: Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever. ~Author Unknown
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. ~Jonathan Swift
I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up. ~From the television show Will and Grace
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. ~Anne Morrow Lindbergh